Cartel Tycoon is a management sim about ruling your very own kingdom of illegal substances. Reviewing the game is going to require me to use a lot of words that are likely to land me on an FBI watch list. All I have to say is, I hope whatever agent gets assigned to me really enjoys seeing tons of dirty Redacted. Hey, We all have our kinks.
Evil Genius 2 is the long-awaited sequel to the cult classic that released all the way back in 2004. It’s a sequel I always wanted but never imagined I would get. At least without it being a butchered mobile cash grab with its soul ripped out.
It’s March Madness, and I think that’s something to do with some kind of Sports ball. But that sounds sweaty and physical, so let’s make it about the far superior form of entertainment, video games instead.
For Sparta is an intense wave-based rogue-lite where you play as King Leonidas standing against a never-ending tide of Persians, giant insects, and bomb-throwing gargoyles? The setting is more of a guideline than a rule.